Order of the Phoenix

Sometimes I want to sleep with all of my professors, at least all the good/the interesting/the intelligent/the skilled, just so that through this act of fusion I will pick up some of their discipline, some of their knowledge, some of their enthusiasm, and in part, become them. I also want to sleep with all the members of the Order of the Phoenix from Harry Potter, but let's not get started on all the literary and fictional characters I admire...maybe I do live in a book and someone is reading my life right now.